silverback gorilla (jcruelty) wrote,
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Consumerism

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heart, a photo by jcruelty on Flickr.

Things that I bought that I thought would make me happy that didn't

  1. Big acquarium for ant farm
  2. Really powerful magnifying glass (actuallly, "Zeiss magnifying lens")
  3. Machete (for chopping wood)
  4. Hacksaw (also for chopping wood)
  5. 3 issues of tasteless ultra violent comic book about N.W.A.
  6. Homicide Investigation Textbook
  7. Beer making kit
  8. Japanese coin bank that eats your coins

Things that I bought that I thought would make me happy that did

  1. Stuffed walrus
  2. Stuffed yellow man
  3. Stuffed pizza face
  4. Stuffed shark
  5. Stuffed chicken
  6. Wolf in sheep's clothing puppet
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