my head is 75% simpsons quotes. like i just got back from shopping and what popped in my head is this scene where marge and lisa are back and marge goes "we're back!" and lisa goes "we got beets!"
why would i remember that?
checking out at whole foods i had that awkward moment where i'm sitting there watching the bagger bag my groceries, and i'm obviously doing nothing and could help but it would just get in her way. i always feel weird watching people do work for me. like when the washing machine repair guy came to our house i had to stand there frowning concernedly and acting like i was in some way involved in the repair process. eventually though i said 'call me if ya need me' and went into the other room to get on the internet. but it still bugged me that this man was toiling a mere room a way and i was gonna give him money at the end. it's my hang up, i'll deal with it
EXCITING NEW ADDITION TO THE DAY'S AGENDA: HAIRCUT
now that i'm a parent my hair has really gotten out of control. you can instantly tell me and izzy are related cos we both have absurdly huge poofy black hair.
back in the day i was paying as much as $65 to get my hair cut. !!! but then my hair stylist got pregnant and now i just go to the place down the block which charges something more reasonable (i think like $40). but man i miss the days when i got the vietnamese lady in the mission to shave it all for $10. (or when i did it myself, though it always looked like i did it myself cos of the back fade being all janky)
i think ideally your hairstylist should offer therapeutic ear in the same way a good bartender is supposed to listen to your problems and go 'wadda ya gonna do, mack? dames are one mystery you'll never solve' i've never had a bartender like that but in the movies bartenders seem to listen to their customers problems sympathetically while scrubbing the bar with a dirty rag
NEXT: UNPACKING THE GROCERIES
i got lots of chard, up to aliza how's she's gonna force feed it down me & izzy's throats
maybe i can unpack just the frozen stuff and leave the rest for our nanny?
is that the behavior of a cad or bounder?
MIGHT COULD GO FOR A RUN
MAYBE WILL TAKE A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CHARD OR MY TOENAILS
ooh i also want to master folding a shirt. it always bugs me that i can't fold a shirt properly. i will perhaps spend the day mastering this technique (or not)
MIGHT COULD LOOK AT PORN
next - pt 3