silverback gorilla (jcruelty) wrote,
silverback gorilla
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"liveblogging" my day

i like pretending like i'ma liveblog mah day. so grandiose. i always lose interest after one (1) entry though. i think technically, liveblogging requires a continual stream of bloggery

GOING TO WHOLE FOODS SOON

wifey tied a 500 lb albatross of a list around my neck and so i go. only things i'ma add

1) belgian beer
2) stroopwaffel
3) bath salts
4) chard + kale

i've decided this week izzy's diet will be all kale, all the time. i'ma force feed it to her. my childhood was pretty good all things considered but one area where it was really lacking was KALE. also chard.

i guess i have to pretend like i'm eating it too. or actually eat it

MORE LIVEBLOGZ AS ThE STORY DEVELOPS

NEXT UP: UNPACKING

(in NYC it hailed on me and i saw a life sized blue whale like in those stupid night at the museum movies that i have never seen but it was awesome, the whale. you can't buy one of those off the shelf. it's the size of multiple airstream rvs and it lives on tiny little krill! how does that make any sense. also, passover. paul bought me kosher for passover hot sauce which was a godsend both nights. wait this could be its own liveblog entry i'm wasting valuable sentences)

GETTING OFF THE COMPUTER.... GONNA TAKE A WIZ... NOW

next - pt. 2
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