silverback gorilla (jcruelty) wrote,
silverback gorilla
jcruelty

Best instructions ever


Best instructions ever, originally uploaded by jcruelty.

My brother's dog takes these pills for anxiety. The instructions make it sound like the pills are intended for dogs with thunderstorm-related medical conditions, e.g. in the presence of rain and thunder, their feet swell and their intestines start to bleed.

OR, these are instructions for prescription-strength dog hallucinogens, a really heavy trip that, when taken right before a thunderstorm, will open the doors of perception to heaven and hell, letting in unseen colors and unsmelled odors and giving that car chase a happy ending (dog bites fender, drags car back home)

Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 0 comments