(i swear, open that damn book to any random page and this is the kinda stuff you find)
we got the baby named and sat thru a boring bar mitzvah
tani says in orthodox shul there's all these old men that sit at the back heckling... like if the kid messed up word they all shout corrections
this was reform so everybody's all hugs and 'self esteem'
bah, humbug