silverback gorilla (jcruelty) wrote,
silverback gorilla
jcruelty

Spellbook, pt. 1

Shoe Vision

Temporarily gain a highly developed aesthetic sense with regards to shoes (i.e. see the world through the eyes of a sneaker fiend or Samantha from Sex in the City.)  Instinctively reject anything ugly, unfashionable and/or uncomfortable when shoe shopping.  Tell at a glance if your running shoes are too worn down and need to be replaced.

To cast: burn a pair of shoelaces at both ends

Transmute Food to Food

Level 1: Convert a foodstuff into some other foodstuff. Only works for a 'single serving' of the item in question.

To cast:
swallow a handful of poprocks

Level 2: As level 1, except the converted item is unchanged in appearance and retains its original nutritive value (e.g. spinach -> chocolate cake tastes like cake but looks like spinach and has same calories/fat/vitamins as spinach)

To cast: swallow five handfuls of poprocks

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