Today Meghan and I were discussing two potential avenues for financing my upcoming nuptials.
1) Win all the money on a game show. Meghan's friend recently went on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (Engaged Edition)" and won $50,000. She (the friend) got about half that after taxes, which was enough to pay for her wedding. (She got married under a highway bypass, and the catering was done by vagrants.)
2) Branding / sponsorships. Amar and Az.'s wedding will be brought to you by Doritos®