silverback gorilla (jcruelty) wrote,
silverback gorilla

A hillion bajillion dollars is a lot

Do you know how much a wedding costs? Approximately 300 HILLION BAJILLION DOLLARS. In 1923 dollars!

Today Meghan and I were discussing two potential avenues for financing my upcoming nuptials.

1) Win all the money on a game show. Meghan's friend recently went on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (Engaged Edition)" and won $50,000. She (the friend) got about half that after taxes, which was enough to pay for her wedding. (She got married under a highway bypass, and the catering was done by vagrants.)

2) Branding / sponsorships. Amar and Az.'s wedding will be brought to you by Doritos®
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