|Camp Tipsy this weekend!
||[16 Jun 2011|09:58pm]
Camp Tipsy is a campout and boat building contest with fabulous prizes that champions the idea that there is no such thing as garbage. Below are the rules of contest:
Anything that goes in the water, comes out of the water. Anything. Everything.
An entry must float and move through the water (by any means) for a total of 7 minutes and traverse a course that includes a complete turn around the judging platform. To complete a run, the vessel must be touching the dock at the beginning and the end.
Only teams can enter, and you must have at least one sponsor. You must register by the due date, which is 2 weeks prior to the event.
There is mandatory bribing of the judges. All judges must be bribed at all times.
Your entry must be made of bullshit. It should embrace artistic value and innovative presence. Your entry should be a work of art and mechanically genius. Form and function. You should expect to win first place.