August 8th, 2009

hat

Today's Torah excerpt

IF THE Daughter OF A PRIEST commits HARLOTRY she is to be put to FIERY DEATH

(i swear, open that damn book to any random page and this is the kinda stuff you find)

we got the baby named and sat thru a boring bar mitzvah

tani says in orthodox shul there's all these old men that sit at the back heckling... like if the kid messed up word they all shout corrections

this was reform so everybody's all hugs and 'self esteem'

bah, humbug