December 18th, 2007


If my aunt had testicles, she'd be my uncle

If Liska's dad lived in SF, he could come by and fix our furnace
If PC games weren't so stupid, Portal would Just Work
If I gave 2 shits, I'd 'update my drivers' and 'configure my graphic card'
If I were more gay, I wouldn't feign unconsciousness every time Liska tried to show me catalogs from Scandinavian Design
If I knew what 'caulking' was, I'd fix our leaky kitchen window
If I had different letters I'd have a bingo
If I had infinite patience I'd bundle my socks in little pairs
If I could fast-forward to summer I would

A painstakingly handcrafted mixtape for the delectation of all

Dog Was A Doughnut [download]

1.Kanye WestEverything I Am (feat. DJ Premier)
2.Sufjan StevensJacksonville
3.PJ HarveyYou Said Something
4.Belle & SebastianDon't Leave the Light on Baby
5.Elliott SmithSee My City Dead
6.Michael AndrewsMiddlesex Times
7.GorillazLast Living Souls
8.Cat StevensWas Dog a Doughnut
9.Scissor SistersMight Tell You Tonight
10.Erlend ØyeThe Athlete
11.Caetano VelosoMaria Bethania
12.Soda StereoEn la Ciudad de la Furia
13.BlurOn the Way to the Club
14.Aphex TwinAlberto Balsalm
15.ArovaneThaem Nue