August 28th, 2006

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Fuck you BART!

While unpacking just now, I opened my duffel bag and found an OCEAN of nickels inside. WTF? Then I remembered: on the way back from SFO, I bought a ticket for BART, and the ticket machine gave me my change ($4.60) ENTIRELY IN NICKELS. It was like I'd hit 7 7 7 playing nickel slots.

The only good use of $4.60 worth of nickels is pummeling. Poured into a tube sock, they can put some serious dents in a punk ass ticket machine.