May 30th, 2005

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I can't sleep

Can't sleep.


I'm going to start the "Journal of Hot Tub Studies." It will feature seminal papers on topics such as: "are all conversations really better in a hot tub?" and "what types of wine glasses float?"


For the conversation question we will need a control. I was thinking we could use identical twins & have the same conversation with one in the hot tub, the other later out of the hot tub. But then Simone suggested just having a conversation with someone in the hot tub, then introducing amnesia. Chloroform? Roofies? Hit them on the head with a hammer? But then you'd have to give them an asprin or else there's a new non-hot tub related factor influencing whether or not they enjoy the next conversation with you.


Does this make any sense? I'm tired.