I bought a pack of Lifesavers the other day. You know lime is gone now? I'm used to throwing away all the green ones, and then by accident I popped one in my mouth, and lo and behold, it was delicious sour apple! They also have a deep purple flavor that I think is supposed to be raspberry, although really it's just deep purple flavored.
At this point the only Lifesavers flavor I don't like is orange. Chuck that (maybe replacing it with tangerine or butter rum) and you'll have an entire pack I am willing to put in my mouth.
Other things I am willing to put in my mouth:
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