June 16th, 2004

hat

I receive a ransom note

I've been tearing out my hair the last couple days, searching for my lost phone. I lose things a lot. It takes years off my life. Anyway, last night I got an instant message.




Shawn: Pay up!

Me: Uh, that million dollars is like the sticker price on a used car, right? Just where we start our negotiation?

Shawn: (ominous silence)


Now that I think about it, I should have just clicked "report abuse". I wonder if using your webcam to ransom off a cellphone violates yahoo's user policy. They probably just have some checklist.


PLEASE STATE NATURE OF WEBCAM ABUSE:


'Mooning' [ ]

Other nudity [ ]

Obscene gesture [ ]

Pointing camera at open mouth while chewing [ ]

Sticking camera in butt [ ]

Ransom [ ]

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