I've been tearing out my hair the last couple days, searching for my lost phone. I lose things a lot. It takes years off my life. Anyway, last night I got an instant message.
Shawn: Pay up!
Me: Uh, that million dollars is like the sticker price on a used car, right? Just where we start our negotiation?
Shawn: (ominous silence)
Now that I think about it, I should have just clicked "report abuse". I wonder if using your webcam to ransom off a cellphone violates yahoo's user policy. They probably just have some checklist.
PLEASE STATE NATURE OF WEBCAM ABUSE:
'Mooning' [ ]
Other nudity [ ]
Obscene gesture [ ]
Pointing camera at open mouth while chewing [ ]
Sticking camera in butt [ ]
Ransom [ ]
Other [ ]