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Talking to Aj [01 Jun 2001|03:40pm]

My brother's in Casablanca.

GOATS

aj: Conversation I just had:
aj: Intern to Moroccan MBA project analyst: "You watch "Friends" here?"
aj: Moroccan to Intern: "What, you think we have only camels and desert here?"
aj: Other moroccan chimes in: "And goats. Do not forget goats."

PIGEONS

From: Aj [aj @ outreach.rice.edu]
To: shiva @ alumni.rice.edu
Subject: mmm. . . pigeon
Date: Wed, 30 May 2001 16:09:52

Had "pastilla" for lunch today, which I'm told is a moroccan delicacy. Sooogood. It's made of pigeon and slivered almonds and cinnamon baked in a flaky pastry crust. I was just thinking of what a great cottage-industry this could turn into at Rice since we have all of those free pigeons running around that nobody likes anyway. The ultimate in renewable food resources.

Aj

MORE PIGEONS

jcruelty: i have an idea for a new food
aj: me too!
jcruelty: it's called the "morocco taco"
jcruelty: hahahahahahaha
aj: oh, mine's better -- pigeon donuts
jcruelty: well mine has pigeon meat in it, duh
aj: but mine is sweet and tasty
aj: and i had one yesterday
jcruelty: shut up
jcruelty: you did not
jcruelty: with pigeon in it??
aj: "pastilla"
aj: quite tasty, once you get past the whole disgusting thing
jcruelty: oh like the email.
aj: i'm going to market "pigeon donuts" at Rice
jcruelty: haha
aj: think of how cheaply I can acquire pigeons!
jcruelty: call them 'morroccan donuts'
aj: and it can be added to my line of products. . . meat-nog, goat-meal, and cow-chip-cookies
jcruelty: high in fiber
jcruelty: "nog" is a funny word
jcruelty: it just sounds funny

jcruelty: i could sit here saying it all day
jcruelty: maybe i will
jcruelty: while rocking back and forth and sucking my thumb
aj: i think you should get nog.com if it's not taken
aj: maybe start a line of nog-nog jokes
jcruelty: nog nog
aj: who's there?
jcruelty: meat
aj: meat who?
jcruelty: um
jcruelty: nice to meat you

jcruelty: or something
aj: your nog-nog jokes are doomed to failure
jcruelty: i can't work under pressure


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