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treadmill cool down [19 Nov 2009|01:21pm]
? who doesn't have a sex tape these days
srsly I wonder what % of americans have done this... bet u it's surprisingly high

ADD + intellectual curiosity + Internet = <------0------> (that's a big fat Zero)

izzy's rekindled my interest in the brain... been reading some books, relearning neuro/cognitive basics. but to what end? often I wish I had fewer deeper interests. or else I should've been a journalist, back when that was a real job

what's the diff between a journalist and a large pizza? stop me oh oh stop me stop me if u think that you've heard this one before

the incline on this treadmill only goes up to 15%. there are sts in sf that reach 35%! you'd fuckin flip over

sf bike planner list might finally be bearing fruit - mtg w like minded souls over thanksgiving . goog now on the scene, we'll see how it pans

they simulated viz cortex of a cat, not really though

is there room for amateurs? polymaths? we are mostly specialized ants . not a slur, ants are amazing.

my brain = mine + yrs * google / distraction

when do you know if shoes are worn out

will izzy ever read this? hi boo

whilst reading giant robot, unexpectedly came across a long letter written by me. didn't expect them to publish it! Aliza wanted to brag to someone but it's a special olympics achievement innit. damn me not w faint praise

do u ever think @ yr 'life's work' ? I was trying to list mine;

go to hell Cornell
sims 2
San Francisco bike route planner
YouTube mobile
this blog (sadly, given that maybe 6 people read it)
izzy

it's not much but in some ways satisfying. YouTube is very much transformative, sims 2 made a lot of folks happy.

you need to be an expert in something. like 10 years of doing it at least. it's the only way to experience 'flow'. got to be that zen master for some flavor of sword

if I could cure my addictions who would I be

who am I kidding I'd be me but better

wu tang flowing thru seemingly empty head
weightless brain
drenched in sweat
easy, ladies

going to the dump this sat, 10am sharp. it mystifies me that nobody else is excited @ a sculpture garden in the middle of a junkyard. also that most of my youtubers aren't more excited @ $$$censored pending launch, rhymes with each to ext automatic aptioning

so much sweat the touchscreens failing
u think that's gross? pah remind me to send u placenta pic
Audi 5K

ps

a large pizza can feed a family of four

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Hot Nosh - 24/6 [17 Nov 2009|12:49pm]

Hot Nosh - 24/6, originally uploaded by jcruelty.

Bowling alley, Woodmere, NY
17 Nov. 2009

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When Jews go bowling [14 Nov 2009|08:51pm]
on the eve of fraidy's wedding, we're going... bowling? hell why not. I'm filming it as a gritty documentary a la "When Animals Attack"

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Tzedakah [11 Nov 2009|10:41am]
'Tis the season for semi-annual guilt-induced gift giving. Time to write some checks. Would like to add 2-3 more to the list below-- any suggestions?

In particular, would like to know if there's a particuarly effective nonprofit working on health care reform. Physicians for a National Health Care Program is one I was looking at-- anybody familiar with these guys? Are they hopelessly pie-in-the-sky?

  1. Amnesty International
  2. ACLU
  3. Oxfam International
  4. Drug Policy Alliance
  5. Repair California*
  6. SF Bike Coalition

* Group that wants to call a California constitutional convention, with the aim of rewriting the whole thing. God we need this SO BADLY. For more on these guys, see this New Yorker article

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Barcelona - pros & cons [10 Nov 2009|11:34am]

PROS

  1. Storefront shutter art. Lots of shops in Born (our hood) pulled down shutters at night when they closed. These shutters were often covered with surreal images and interesting art. We saw a huge range of styles-- graffiti, whimsical cartoons, delicate line drawings, you name it. If you're interested, see more storefront pix here.


  2. Hotties in abundance. Overall Barcelona struck me as a city filled with stylish good looking people-- sort of like New York or Tokyo, but taken down a notch, much more relaxed. Very sexy populace. Also, for some reason EVERY person in the city seemed to be wearing fashionable-looking architect-type glasses. I'd never seen so many people wearing designer specs (or faux designer specs). What's that about?

  3. Loads of public space Everywhere you went, there were places to congregate-- squares and plazas, thoughtfully placed benches, playgrounds integrated seamlessly into the surrounding urban areas. I wish SF were more like this! In general, one things that really bothers me about modern U.S. life is the disappearance of public space. The town square has been replaced by the mall, which, as private property, affords you none of the pleasures and freedoms of the square.

  4. Shared bikes. They had these city bikes all over the place, for use for by anyone via 'Bicing' (city bike share program). I think it just took a credit card? Anytime you needed a bike, you'd swipe, unlock one off a rack, ride it to wherever you need, and drop it off at the closest city bike rack there. There were tons of people biking around on these shared bikes. Old, young, suits, students. It was a bit like Amsterdam except some of the people riding looked like they were getting on a bike for the first time ever!

  5. Aesthetics - Barcelona is a city where little things like the trash cans, the markers signaling rise in street incline, the park playgrounds seem to have designed by someone who cared how they look. We shouldn't settle for ads on every conceivable surface, billboards on every corner, ugly plastic bus shelters. But that's capitalism you say. Cities are broke you say. Well let's raise taxes then! More taxes, less billboards, that's my platform. I should run for mayor

CONS

  1. The food. Blaargh! retch! heave! Spanish cuisine and Barcelona Haute Cuisine are not my bag, turns out. .

    For instance: they don't take the heads off the shrimp. They are animals! (The Spaniards I mean not the shrimp (shrimp are monsters from the briny deep)) I rapidly switched to an all-Asian diet (w/ occasional doner kebab) and was much better for it.


  2. The omnipresent dog shit. Shit was everywhere... do Euros not have pooper scooper laws?

  3. The nonstop smoke-athon taking place 24-7 in every restaurant, bar, business, church and hospital in the city. Barcelonians (?) smoke like chimneys. It's crazy, you'd think you were in China. They smoke inside, a lot. I'd forgotten that you can do that in some places. (Barbaric places!) I'm all for smoking but come on peoples, not in church! Someone told me recently you could smoke in LIBRARIES there, for real. 'Ardkore. We had to stay on high alert to keep Izzy from picking up the habit. (Can babies smoke? I bet they can as a party trick)
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If I were the type to end a quote with "Discuss" I would do so here [09 Nov 2009|10:57am]
Anglophilia in the States was once the province of those willing to take the time and effort to look outside their immediate surroundings, and with that came the attendant feelings of acting or thinking differently from one's peers that often fuels cultural choices, especially in indie circles. Nowadays, the UK feels and acts a hell of a lot more like, well, the U.S., and the internet has made the practice of looking in on a band from Britain the same as checking out one from Brooklyn.
--Pitchfork review of "Midlife" (Blur compilation)

blur was an awesome band

i'm a bit of an anglophile, perhaps

is the above quote stupid, or is there something to it?

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Health care befuddlement [06 Nov 2009|10:15am]
The more I try to understand health care in the U.S. (and the world), the more I think Ezekiel is the Emanuel brother who picked the hardest job.

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Top 5 Expensive Books on My Goodreads "To-Read" Shelf [06 Nov 2009|06:00am]

The list of books I'd like to read is long and ever-growing. Most of them are readily available on Amazon as cheap, used paperbacks; a few, however, remain tantalizingly out of reach.

It doesn't bother me that these books are hard to find. On the contrary, these obscurities bring cheer to my heart.

Why? Because I know that someday, somewhere, I'll be rummaging through the wares of some bazaar or souk, when suddenly the clouds will part, angels will sing, and shimmering in the light before me will be one of the books I've sought after for all these years. And it will be on sale! For like, 3 shekels.

Record-nerds of yore may recognize the sensation I'm describing-- the bliss of serendipitous discovery. Such bliss occurs less often now that we live in an age of digital abundance. Just wait, eventually you'll have the entire frickin' Library of Congress on your Kindle.


  1. I Want to Spend the Rest of My Life Everywhere, with Everyone, One to One, Always, Forever, Now

    Author: Damien Hirst
    Price: $585.00
    What It Is: Overview of Hirst's "oeuvre" (I think?)

    I was talking to some art students a while back, when the topic of Damien Hirst came up. They uniformly scoffed. I guess a lot of artists think of Hirst as a vacuous showboat-- all flash, no substance. I still like him though. When it comes to modern art, I'm a fan of big, obvious stuff with a humorous bent. If my favorite artists were movies, they'd be summer blockbusters and crap rom-coms. Examples: Banksy, Olafur Eliasson. Yoko Ono, Duchamp, Janet Cardiff, Bruce Nauman. Well, maybe not Nauman. He'd be a terrible rom-com.

    Odds that I'll actually enjoy reading this if I ever get it: High. I mean, I claim to be into Hirst's art, but in reality I can only think of 4 things he's actually done. (1) the shark preserved in formaldehyde, (2) that blingy skull covered with diamonds, (3) dot paintings, (4) Medicine (the bar). At the very least, reading this will get me up to speed. Also, I'm hoping it will be filled with pithy/mysterious/funny comments from the artist, like Banksy did in his first book.

  2. Telex: Iran : In the Name of Revolution

    Author: Gilles Peress (Photographer)
    Price:$133.88
    What It Is: Collection of pictures taken during the five week hostage crisis in Iran, 1979-1970, when the American Embassy was seized and 52 people were held for ransom. Legendary work in the realm of documentary photography. See some images from the book here.

    Odds that I'll actually enjoy reading this if I ever get it: Medium. I'm sure the pictures are interesting but how much time can you really spend on a book of photos? I guess I can leave it on the coffee table... or the toilet.

  3. Practical Homicide Investigation: Tactics, Procedures, and Forensic Techniques, Fourth Edition

    Author: Vernon J. Geberth
    Price: $55.65
    What It Is: Guess.

    Here's a funny/scary comment about this book from someone on Metafilter (emphasis added) -- "I'm an avid reader of criminology textbooks; [This is probably] the best/most interesting book in my little collection. It is extremely detailed and well-researched and much beloved in the field. And it has a chapter about psychics. Not "this is bullshit and you should ignore it." A whole chapter that says, more or less "if you are really stuck, you might want to consult with a psychic." This is in the definitive homicide investigation handbook for professional law enforcement."

    Odds that I'll actually enjoy reading this if I ever get it: Medium. I'm sure it will be fun to flip through whilst pretending I'm McNulty or Bunk from The Wire, but at the end of the day it's still a textbook. This is why I have a Goodreads shelf enjoyed-flipping-through.

  4. A Crack Up at the Race Riots

    Author:Harmony Korine
    Price: $49.00
    What It Is: Korine's stab at writing the Great American Novel. Or, as he puts it, "I at least wanted to write a novel... that's American..." (If you don't recognize his name-- he's the wunderkind who wrote Kids and directed Gummo.) I highly recommend checking out both of his hilarious, bizarre appearances on Letterman. In both cases, he insults Dave, holds his own in the ensuing battle of wits, and emerges victorious. How often do you see a guest do that?

    Odds that I'll actually enjoy reading this if I ever get it: Very Low. Come on, in that Letterman interview they show one page of the book, and it's just one word written over and over again. (Sprockets voice) So conceptual! Now vee dance! This book could very well be the literary equivalent of Gummo. I should take it off my list. Then again... if I found it at a garage sale for 3 shekels I wouldn't NOT buy it.


  5. A Marriage in Check – The Heart of the Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelor, Even

    Author:Lydie Fischer Sarazin-Levassor (trans. by Paul Edwards)
    Price: $37.50
    What It Is: Memoir from Marcel Duchamp's first wife. Their marriage lasted like 3 days. Here's an interesting excerpt from the book. Apparently he utterly ignored her and spent all his time playing chess.



    Odds that I'll actually enjoy reading this if I ever get it: Low. First of all, translated from the French. Four chilling words on par with "nazi rom com marathon" Secondly, "I was married to famous artist for a week" seems pretty weak as the topic for an entire memoir. To be fair, she might be interesting in her own right. But translated from the French... last time I tried reading a book translated from French was Proust, and I threw Vol. 1 out the window.

Note: prices listed are the lowest available on amazon.com (used/new, any edition)

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india06 270 [03 Nov 2009|04:41pm]

india06 270, originally uploaded by jcruelty.

back from barcelona. this is not a picture from barcelona though.

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Has there ever been an interview w/ Brian Eno that *wasn't* interesting? [03 Nov 2009|04:27pm]
Kitsch is a way that posh people admit to themselves that they like things that ordinary people like. In my opinion.
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Random thoughts while packing [23 Oct 2009|09:43pm]

  • Love the AV club, especially interviews with B-list celebrities that turn out to be unexpectedly fascinating

  • Love Metacritic, I find it indispensible

  • Teri Garr was quite the hottie

    (judging by grainy 1980's Letterman clips on YouTube)

  • Occasionally I get terrified of dying

  • The most important thing is a sense of humor

  • Remember Dave Chappelle? I think it's kind of cool that he just walked away

  • I am not packing
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The fine art of tea making [23 Oct 2009|01:49pm]
What is the right procedure for adding milk to tea? I usually wait 3-4 minutes, to avoid lowering the water temperature while the tea's brewing. Then I take the tea bag out, then I add the milk.

Would it be better to take the tea bag out AFTER adding milk? If so, how long should I wait before removing it?
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angi & nathan's wedding in a nutshell [21 Oct 2009|12:05pm]

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Oldies [20 Oct 2009|11:35pm]
Been listening to Only Built 4 Cuban Linx Pt. 2. This is the long awaited sequel to Raekwon's legendary hip hop classic, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx.

Title-wise, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx Pt. 2 doesn't exactly take the prize. Did Raekwon even TRY to think of anything better? Maybe he's taking his cues from Ghostface, who followed up Fishscale with an album called More Fish. (Looking forward to the release of their 2010 joint LP, Contractual Obligation Shit.)

Download: Surgical Gloves.m4a

Some of the new tracks, like the one above, are quite good. But listening to Cuban Linx 2, I can't help feeling like an old man. The sequel treads familiar ground as decades ago-- same lyrical content, same music. It's like listening to a Wu-Tang tribute album. Shouldn't Raekwon have moved on to rapping about 401ks, beach holidays and senescence, like Jay-Z?

In other news, Az. and Iz. made it to NYC! She flew alone with the kid; quite impressive. Iz. had a great flight and didn't cry much at all. Bodes well for BCN. I got 2 days of bachelorhood and I intend to waste em as best I know how
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Mexican standoff [19 Oct 2009|11:36pm]
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Sundry [19 Oct 2009|10:46am]
Funny names for a cat

1. Fatty Crab

Funny (insulting) nicknames for a person

1. Chunky-Style
2. Sarah Plain and Tall
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Q4 Status Report [14 Oct 2009|02:53pm]
Is it Q4? Who cares.

Amma & Anna came to visit

Izzy loves them to death

They babysat so me & Liska could go out for a night of stand up comedy -- Hari Kondalabu, for the 2nd time! What can I say, I'm a fan. Enjoyed his rant about white chocolate lovers... aka RACIALISTS. "Who is this product for? 'Like the taste of chocolate, but can't stand looking at it?'"

Hari recently starred in his first Major Motion Picture: All About Steve. Hahaha, he read some newspaper reviews verbatim and that alone was comedy gold. One reviewer compared the film to leprosy, another called it a "monstrosity," and another deemed it to be the worst movie of Sandra Bullock's career. Repeated for emphasis: the worst movie of Sandra Bullock's career. "Comparing Sandra Bullock movies is like comparing the Holocaust to Slavery."

On Sunday Amma broke out the dosa pan. Also Anna made ma po tofu, my fave.



Headed to Buddhist Retreat this weekend for Angi & Nathan's wedding
-killing of insects is forbidden

Wknd after that we leave for Barcelona.
-all I got in mind is look at buildings
-and lisping

Wknd after we're back, leave for NYC (Fraidy's wedding)

Really obsessed with Demon's Souls at the moment. If I were a younger man with young man levels of leisure time, I'd buy a PS3 just to play this game.

But I amn't so I shamn't



Other fish to fry
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last night's fortune [13 Oct 2009|02:24pm]

try faking it, originally uploaded by jcruelty.

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Soundmurderer, Orbital [09 Oct 2009|09:20am]
Fell asleep listening to Wired for Sound, listened to it on the drive in as well. It's weird, I find this hyperkinetic ridiculous faux-throwback junglist clatter to be quite soothing. I don't think I'm the first to suggest that hardcore maximalist drum n bass (or death metal, even) can function as ambient music. Something about the particular wall of sound repetitive nature of it... that said, I can't stand death metal, so y.m.m.v.

If you wanna give it a spin, there are some good Soundmurderer mixes you can download for free... try Breezeblock or Bristol. They're both really good. I like how he takes ragga-jungle vocals and weds them to insane No-U-Turn beats. It sounds old-school, though it's not. On the contrary, if you dropped a Soundmurderer record back in the early days of drum-n-bass, listeners would assume it was a practical joke. "Oi! This knob goes to 11!"

Ooh speaking of Breezeblock, just the other day I learned what Breezeblock meant, and now I forgot it. Damn! It's some Brit thing. I mean, it's a BBC Radio show featuring loads of good DJs, but it's also an actual word apart from that.

Remember Orbital? The electronic dance duo, bald chaps who wore silly flashlight-visors? I always liked their music but thought their name was boring. I thought it meant "orbital" in the space/sci-fi sense. Typical techno boffins; obsessed with spaceships and the like.

But, it turns out their name actually refers to the London Orbital beltway. Basically a big highway that rings the city. Back in the days of acid house, people would get together and throw massive raves way out at the outskirts of town, and the only way to get there was via orbital.

Isn't that so much better?

It's quite romantic actually.
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Pathologic [01 Oct 2009|09:37am]
Pathologic is an obscure Russian adventure game that won tons of Russian game awards, but never crossed over to the U.S., in part due to an appallingly shoddy English translation. Here's a fascinating essay that piqued my interest in the game.

There's a fan project to retranslate all the dialog, but who knows when that will be done. It's a moot point, cos the game doesn't exactly sound like a joy to play, any more than Schindler's List was the feel good hit of the year. I believe in games as art; but, sometimes this precludes games as fun.

Thank god for playthroughs!

Note: non-video-game boffins can probably safely ignore all this. Start with Passage instead
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